What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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